{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-13 08:29:33 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2962611","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> \n\nRarity: Drainage! Drainage, Sweetie, you filly. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake. I drink it up! \n\nSweetie Belle: Don't bully me, Sister!\n\n[Rarity screams and throws Sweetie Belle across the room]\n\nRarity: Did you think your songs and dances and your blank flank would help you, Sweetie Belle? I AM THE THE THIRD REVELATION. I AM THE WHO CELESTIA HAS CHOSEN."}