{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-13 01:01:05 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2964165","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> You said you wanted to eat the rabbit, not the girl, so you'd have to physically devour her shoulder. (I anticipated this joke)"}