{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-13 03:05:54 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2964659","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8634\" class=\"url\" title=\"christian\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cajunbrony23<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're not COMMANDING THEIR ATTENTION enough. You can't just be all &quot;hey guys what's up&quot; - no, you gotta be like &quot;<b>YO GUYS CHECK OUT THIS COOL grapes I FOUND &lt;link to weird news article\/cute pony image\/etc&gt; AWESOME RIGHT<\/b>&quot; and don't let THE MAN tell you who to talk to! Stick it to that MAN! You see something interesting, you gotta be forceful, like &quot;<b>YEAH, I REALLY APPROVE OF THAT LINK YOU POSTED GOOD SIR OR MADAM!<\/b>&quot; and &quot;<b>NO, I THINK IT'D BE BETTER IF TWILIGHT <i>WASN'T<\/i> A SEVEN-LEGGED OCTOPUS!<\/b>&quot;"}