{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-13 22:02:25 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2966185","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William Brant\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">awlapplejack<\/span><\/a><\/span> They tend to blow up on their own since the average IQ of a person in Missouri is around... 2."}