{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-13 22:55:11 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2966338","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flamingpandaomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> There are no girls at all"}