{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-13 09:48:27 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2967096","html":"How to be a furry:\nStep 1) Comission expensive 50 page group porn comic. \nStep 2) Fail to pay your rent. \nStep 3) Beg for money on tumblr. \nStep 4) Go to Step 1."}