{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-13 23:20:51 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2974347","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> or, you know, he could just walk over to their house and say &quot;Could you please keep your dog out of my yard?&quot;  But no.  Straight to the bear traps"}