{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:59:15 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2976627","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Teen pregnancy isn't funny. Alright? I'm only going to say this once. I was pregnant once. Do you know how painful it is to have to go to a planned parenthood clinic as a dude? No, you don't."}