{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 23:22:11 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2976913","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30718\" class=\"url\" title=\"David Kellogg\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdavidamnesia<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would go with the black tie, then, but make sure to remove the trenchcoat when indoors."}