{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-13 20:29:32 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2979052","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30821\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flashmint<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, for one, you wouldn't have any fingers. I use my fingers too much to deal with that. Secondly, I don't think Ponyville has an Apple Store anywhere nearby. Third of all, there are like two dudes in all of Equestria. I need guy friends."}