{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-13 16:49:56 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2981057","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29796\" class=\"url\" title=\"griffin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vcgriffin<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you've ever been tackled, like, really actually plowed into by a dude that weighs three hundred pounds, then you know why the have the padding. I played ice hockey when I was thirteen, I was the biggest guy in the whole central Texas league, and I can honestly say that if I didn't have the padding then I would be a vegetable or something."}