{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-13 18:57:02 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2981234","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30836\" class=\"url\" title=\"bill cosby of casmodan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bill<\/span><\/a><\/span> You just suggested that someone's mother has a apple. This is a prime opportunity to reevaluate your life."}