{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jul-11 03:28:43 UTC","author_name":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pizzicato","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/298185","html":"So my ex has started watching MLP, I asked her who her favourite was, and guessed she'd like Rarity. She immediately asked 'Why Rarity?', and I was like 'Oh crap, it's a trap!'. I said 'Well you both put a lot into how you look and have a lot of confidence in your appearance!', TRAP AVOIDED! The real reason is 'cause my ex is a prissy pony like Rarity."}