{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Friday, 13-Sep-13 01:20:24 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2982157","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29572\" class=\"url\" title=\"Erin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">themuffinofdoom<\/span><\/a><\/span> You are an exploding muffin, which means, someone stole my recipe, SAAAAAAKKKKKUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAIIIIII"}