{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:11:21 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2988337","html":"Derpy was pulling a lawyer in an air chariot to Fillydelfia. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging Derpy to play a game of intelligence with him.\n\nDerpy was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him 5 bits, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50 bits. The lawyer figured Derpy was so dumb, he could not lose, and the pegasus thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.\n\nThe lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between Equestria and the nearest star?""}