{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 01:06:08 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2991528","html":"So my Zelda Themed 3DS won't turn on... If someone could come to my house and remove all sharp objects form my reach that'd be fantastic."}