{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 17:11:25 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2992891","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"the Executive Producer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> More like semen-powered cy<i>boner<\/i>tics <span class=\"smallt\">because sometimes it takes 10 hours to think of puns<\/span>"}