{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-13 20:23:05 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3004362","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Koyomi Araragi\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anarchycarcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> The fact that I mention I have had a girlfriend does not imply that I have only had ONE girlfriend."}