{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 02:37:51 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3009568","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9751\" class=\"url\" title=\"Samuel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tenebarius<\/span><\/a><\/span> There are so many inappropriate jokes I could make here if I wasn't half asleep."}