{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 23:40:26 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3011134","html":"I'm afraid of the future in the same way some people are afraid of the ocean. You don't know what's down there, but there's a good chance it won't be pleasant."}