{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Light (l1ghtsword)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 18:07:36 UTC","author_name":"Light (l1ghtsword)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/l1ghtsword","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3025223","html":"Don't you wish your (insert choice of sexual preference here) was hot as me!"}