{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-13 14:24:55 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3028711","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Black Baron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> dood. If you've been charged with shoplifting can you still get a job?  If so then it's win\/win whether or not you get caught since there are free meals in jail."}