{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eddie O'Rourke (floofyhoof)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jul-11 21:21:44 UTC","author_name":"Eddie O'Rourke (floofyhoof)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/floofyhoof","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/303154","html":"Soda is so bad for me. It hurts my throat, makes me talk funny, and has way too much sugar. Yet, I continue to drink it because it makes me more relaxed. I'm conflicted :\/"}