{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 06-Oct-13 23:13:56 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3033898","html":"I swear to god.  I swear to bananaing god, if my brother makes that stupid ass kiwiing noise that he thinks is so funny to make EVERY FIVE SECONDS, I am going to be a felon by the morning"}