{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-13 06:39:45 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3037106","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendon\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> My last night before leaving college I got so incredibly wasted that I puked on my friend's windshield and threw someone's shoe onto the dorm building roof. I did this all for around twelve dollars."}