{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Oct-13 11:31:48 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3038936","html":"That reminds me I need to add an if statement to the "Delete user" command that checks if the user being deleted is me, and if so, posts "I'm a traitorous idiot" to the timeline before promptly self-banning."}