{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zach (longshot2)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-13 18:01:50 UTC","author_name":"Zach (longshot2)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/longshot2","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3045076","html":"Yes.  How wonderful when you are the lifeguard at the pool and no one is here to swim.  I'm so bbbbooorrrrreeedddd."}