{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-13 23:03:44 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3056281","html":"This is why I abandoned the concept of "friends" and live alone on an island with my pet turtle as my only company."}