{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-13 00:04:27 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3058919","html":"I had a Pokemon battle with my mom over Wi-Fi today. She didn't know it was me, and I heard a frustrated scream from the other room when I crushed her like an old egg shell."}