{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-13 11:45:20 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3059685","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"*falls asleep on the couch*\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Aside from Vaporeon and its incontinence and Jolteon literally being made of spikes, they're all cutiepies. Also catch and pet an Azurill sometime you will get so angry at the cuteness that you will launch your 3DS into orbit"}