{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-13 05:58:37 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3071056","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dissociated\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> Despite what delusions and dreams some may have, as a human you can only be three things: A guy, a girl or an hermaphrodite. Since you're neither B nor C you are A."}