{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-13 15:10:03 UTC","author_name":"Colby (dropsterdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dropsterdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3074437","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Black Baron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Did you eat in the last 24 hours? Do you own a car? If yes, then you are better of then over 75% of the population."}