{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-13 17:04:02 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3074608","html":"&quot;Hey kids! Be honest. Have any of you ever been under the influence of alcohol? Because if you have, there's a very high possibility that you are a <i>horrible rapist.<\/i>&quot; -My school's anti-drinking and driving campaign"}