{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-13 18:29:04 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3074776","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8447\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eric\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fortecadenza<\/span><\/a><\/span> You could probably blind someone with it if you hit them hard enough"}