{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-13 09:18:59 UTC","author_name":"Colby (dropsterdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dropsterdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3076623","html":"<b>*dropsterdash walks into the room, holding a gun and shouting not to move*<\/b> Do you: A: Stand up slowly and try to talk him out of it, B: Attempt to use your amazing ninja skills to kick the gun out of his hand, or C: Get up and run away, hoping he'll miss?"}