{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-13 14:28:38 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3081664","html":"Let's go now to RDN Community Health Tips. Are you suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you <i>enjoying<\/i> carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you <i>surprised<\/i> by carpal tunnel syndrome? Are you <i>enraged<\/i> by carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a <i>throbbing sadness that you almost cannot stand<\/i> from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you feel a <i>bounty of love and appreciation for your fellow human beings travelling through this confusing and finite lifetime with you<\/i> from carpal tunnel syndrome? Do you get <i>sexually aroused<\/i> by carpal tunnel syndrome? That would be <i>weird<\/i>.\n\nNot to be judgemental, but\u2026it would be weird.\n\nThis has been RDN Community Health Tips."}