{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Monday, 28-Oct-13 16:10:05 UTC","author_name":"Colby (dropsterdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dropsterdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3084146","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30629\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Bad Joke Guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dyshviccer<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, why can't a bycicle stand on it's own? Because it's two-tired (too tired)"}