{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-13 16:10:54 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3097473","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12065\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tohelo<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why haven't Timmy's parents put a leash on him yet? They should've learned by now."}