{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Griffin (vcgriffin)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-13 22:41:27 UTC","author_name":"Griffin (vcgriffin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/vcgriffin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3102361","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> gulp some sodium and chlorine and hope it turns to salt before you swallow"}