{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Collin (djlessthan0)'s status on Thursday, 07-Nov-13 07:36:31 UTC","author_name":"Collin (djlessthan0)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/djlessthan0","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3105652","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dissociated\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> it's like trying to water a plant, I swear"}