{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Thursday, 07-Nov-13 23:46:00 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3106883","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30339\" class=\"url\" title=\"Steven\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fuzzypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wait. You're a therapist? Your profile says you're 17. Either you've been here for years and never updated it or..."}