{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-13 21:38:09 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3117679","html":""You know," a drunken Matt slurred, "back home, we ride horses like ALL the time. You don't even know. How would you like to be my steed?" This earned him a slap to the face."}