{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-13 12:37:36 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3119660","html":"I seen this one thing on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick<br \/>Some dude was drunk and drove his account over a bridge<br \/>and had his waifu in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid<br \/>and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to<br \/>Come to think about it, his name was.. it was you<br \/>Damn!"}