{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"burb's status on Saturday, 23-Jul-11 06:47:38 UTC","author_name":"burb","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/burb","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/312314","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2643\" class=\"url\" title=\"John Smith\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">modthefuture<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's hard to get drafted to the our version of the marines and I don't think I would have passed the marines boot camp..."}