{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Saturday, 16-Nov-13 02:38:07 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3123287","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> Okay, so, here's my problem: I am scared to death of horses. Like, real-life horses? Scared to death of them. I have this friend...who has tended to horses for years, until one day she had her KNEES FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM HER BODY BY A HORSE'S HIND HOOVES. Her knees...are no longer within her body. They're gone. They've been cleaved away. Do you understand this? Her knees are GONE."}