{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"princessunoriginal's status on Saturday, 23-Jul-11 09:08:45 UTC","author_name":"princessunoriginal","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princessunoriginal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/312447","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2715\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tony Simon Malrnd\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">morphtronichaybale<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ok, here it is. Well, one day I had an idea to teach my pet llama to drive. My friends and such said I couldn't, so I naturally taught my llama to drive. Then my friends were like &quot;Oh no, now the llama will teach other llamas to drive and they'll take over the world!&quot; But then the llama drove off a cliff, so it was ok."}