{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-13 01:10:29 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3125207","html":"Like what if I put suddenly dark twists in MY work like that? | Matt, Jonathan, and Sebastian were sitting outside Ponyville's local GameStop for the release of Call of Duty: Ghosts. Matt looked over, and saw Pinkie Pie hopping happily toward them. <i>Ugh, not this again,<\/i> he thought. Pinkie stopped and grinned at them. She opened her mouth and said, &quot;I killed my husband and three of my kids drunk driving three years ago and have been living with severe depression and suicidal tendencies ever since,&quot; in her usual cheerful tone. Matt rolled his eyes."}