{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:14:13 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3133665","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5743\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thatoneatomicdoublejuggalobackbreaker<\/span><\/a><\/span> Do I have to explode into a mermaid made of self pity swimming in an ocean of my own tears because a boy doesn't like me?"}