{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:40:25 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3133738","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12065\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tohelo<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know how to throw knives and all that. I actually just broke my chopstick because it hit on the side and explode into like nine pieces"}