{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-13 09:47:46 UTC","author_name":"Colby (dropsterdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dropsterdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3135321","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dissociated\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> I see... Welp, then you are very confused because I have neither a wife nor a waifu..."}